Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.