Family Insults

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Are your parents siblings?

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.