Family Insults

There are 13 family insults.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree in your family. It can't, there are no branches.
0
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
202
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
156
Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
139
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
329
How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
104
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
547
Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
15
You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
123
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
54
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
77
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
16

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