Last Updated
2 years ago (02/23/2015)

Family Insults

2 years ago
Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
99
2 years ago
I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.
89
2 years ago
Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
75
3 years ago
I bet your mother has a loud bark.
-39
5 years ago
Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
279
6 years ago
Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
-68
6 years ago
How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
86
6 years ago
I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
-70
6 years ago
To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
-55
6 years ago
You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
483
6 years ago
Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
26
6 years ago
You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
109
7 years ago
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
48
7 years ago
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
70
7 years ago
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
13
7 years ago
When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
-24
7 years ago
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
27
7 years ago
Are your parents siblings?
30
7 years ago
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
166
7 years ago
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
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