Money Insults

You're so poor, the only time you ever had meat for dinner was when you bit your tongue.

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!"