Fat Insults

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?