Fat Insults

I don't think you're one to talk, whilst you appear to be two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.

Person: Does this dress make me look fat? You: No, your fat makes you look fat.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.