Last Updated
11 months ago (03/15/2017)

Fat Insults

11 months ago
You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
1 year ago
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
3 years ago
You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.
3 years ago
Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
3 years ago
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
3 years ago
Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
3 years ago
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
3 years ago
You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.
3 years ago
Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
3 years ago
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
4 years ago
You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
4 years ago
When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
4 years ago
I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
4 years ago
You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
4 years ago
You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
4 years ago
If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
4 years ago
Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
4 years ago
Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
5 years ago
Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
5 years ago
I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?