Fat Insults
Ready for some funny overweight banter? Comeback with these humorous insults for fat people.
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You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.247
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.309
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You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE.-327
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Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.250
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You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.79
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Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.208
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Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!163
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You wanna know how I know you're an autobot? You have to "roll out" of everywhere you go.43
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Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.111 -
Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.166
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You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.112
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When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?192
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I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?185
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You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.151
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You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.-175
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If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.228
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Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.-79
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Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.-114
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Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!202
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I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?63