Nerd Insults
Insults about all things nerdy, such as computers and gaming. List of witty nerd and geek insults and comebacks.
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Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.-96
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Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.-219
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.296
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Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.54
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This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.59
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You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.-42
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Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.88
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I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!55
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Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.19
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If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.50
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Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.148
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.74
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There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.39
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You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.197
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Your IQ involves the square root of -1.160
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You're not optimized for life are you?22
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You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.-17
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You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.172
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You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.75
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The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.33