Nerd Insults

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.