Nerd Insults

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.