Last Updated
1 year ago (06/06/2016)

Nerd Insults

1 year ago
Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
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2 years ago
Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
-149
2 years ago
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
179
5 years ago
Uranus' diameter is 51,118 km. Oh wait, that's Urmouth, sorry.
29
5 years ago
This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.
31
5 years ago
You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.
-21
5 years ago
Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
55
5 years ago
I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
50
6 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
25
6 years ago
If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.
26
6 years ago
Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
125
6 years ago
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.
60
6 years ago
There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
18
6 years ago
You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.
165
6 years ago
Your IQ involves the square root of -1.
122
6 years ago
You're not optimized for life are you?
5
6 years ago
You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.
-8
6 years ago
You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.
143
6 years ago
You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
58
6 years ago
The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.
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