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6 years ago (08/15/2011)

Famous Insults

6 years ago
"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.
8 years ago
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder
8 years ago
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
8 years ago
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
Winston Churchill's response to George Bernard Shaw
8 years ago
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
8 years ago
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde
8 years ago
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
8 years ago
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
8 years ago
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway
(about William Faulkner)
8 years ago
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner
(about Ernest Hemingway)
8 years ago
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
8 years ago
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
8 years ago
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue
8 years ago
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before."If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
8 years ago
He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.