Last Updated
1 year ago (10/22/2015)

Yo Momma Insults

1 year ago
Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
154
1 year ago
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
33
2 years ago
Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
64
2 years ago
Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
33
2 years ago
Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
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2 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
-20
3 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
45
3 years ago
Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
27
3 years ago
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
14
3 years ago
Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
-10
3 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
10
3 years ago
Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
59
3 years ago
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
34
3 years ago
Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
-49
3 years ago
Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
58
3 years ago
Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
-26
3 years ago
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
25
3 years ago
Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
17
3 years ago
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
26
3 years ago
Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
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