Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.51
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Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.249
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.54
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.133
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Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.60
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Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.-192
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Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.-19
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Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.85
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure45
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Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.26
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Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!1
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.52
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.120
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.88
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Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball-158
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Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.116
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Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.-70
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.26
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!30
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.51