Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so disgusting, when she worked at the sperm bank she got fired for drinking on the job.

Yo momma so fat she went to KFC, and when they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof."

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.