Last Updated
11 months ago (03/24/2017)

Casual Insults

11 months ago
You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
1 year ago
Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
2 years ago
It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
3 years ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
3 years ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
3 years ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
3 years ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
3 years ago
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
3 years ago
The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
3 years ago
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
3 years ago
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
3 years ago
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
3 years ago
Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
3 years ago
Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
3 years ago
I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
3 years ago
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
3 years ago
I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
3 years ago
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.
3 years ago
The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
3 years ago
I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.