Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -49
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    131
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    95
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    149
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
    189
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    245
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    210
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    91
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
    110
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
    61
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    -32
  • Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    492
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    49
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    421
  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    60
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    29
  • I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
    35
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
    216
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
    -43
  • I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
    -19