Religion Insults

There are 5 religion insults.

  • If God is real, then why are you here?
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
    They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
  • If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.
  • *to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

    Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!