House Insults

There are 6 house insults.

  • Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
  • Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
  • Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.
  • Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.
  • Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
  • Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.