House Insults

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.

Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.

Your house is so unsanitary, I went to the kitchen to get a snack and found roaches twerking in the fridge.

Your house is so nasty, I saw the two guys from saw trapped there.

Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.

Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.