Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -4
  • 2
    I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
    79
  • 3
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    205
  • 4
    You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
    -2
  • 5
    Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
    48
  • 6
    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    52
  • 7
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    757
  • 8
    I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    179
  • 9
    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    395
  • 10
    Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
    478
  • 11
    Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    69
  • 12
    Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!
    0