Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
    87
  • 2
    I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
    35
  • 3
    If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
    482
  • 4
    You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!
    172
  • 5
    You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    123
  • 6
    Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    1
  • 7
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    901
  • 8
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    599
  • 9
    You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
    88
  • 10
    Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    191
  • 11
    Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    125
  • 12
    Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
    20