Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
    -5
  • Ugly Insults
    2
    Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
    13
  • Yo Momma Insults
    3
    Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
    -6
  • Yo Momma Insults
    4
    Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -6
  • Good Comebacks
    5
    Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
    354
  • Good Comebacks
    6
    Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
    20
  • Girl Insults
    7
    You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    47
  • Good Comebacks
    8
    Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
    166
  • Rude Insults
    9
    You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
    92
  • Idiot Insults
    10
    If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    102
  • Ugly Insults
    11
    A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
    -8
  • Good Comebacks
    12
    I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
    203