Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    19
  • 2
    If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.
    141
  • 3
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    358
  • 4
    It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
    459
  • 5
    You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
    13
  • 6
    Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    36
  • 7
    You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.
    88
  • 8
    You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
    58
  • 9
    A few beads short in her rosary.
    -5
  • 10
    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
    Oscar Wilde
    97
  • 11
    You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
    36
  • 12
    Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
    61