Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • Girl Insults
    1
    I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues
    567
  • Fat Insults
    2
    Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
    189
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.
    836
  • Good Comebacks
    4
    I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    175
  • Ugly Insults
    5
    I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
    128
  • Casual Insults
    6
    Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    297
  • Ugly Insults
    7
    I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
    234
  • Ugly Insults
    8
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
    131
  • Rude Insults
    9
    The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
    59
  • Yo Momma Insults
    10
    Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!
    14
  • Idiot Insults
    11
    If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.
    111
  • Yo Momma Insults
    12
    Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
    42