Random Insults

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!

You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.

You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.