Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
  • 2
    He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
  • 3
    Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
  • 4
    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
  • 5
    Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
  • 6
    A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
  • 7
    I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
  • 8
    Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  • 9
    Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
  • 10
    Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.
  • 11
    Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
  • 12
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.