Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
  • 2
    Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
  • 3
    The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
  • 4
    You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
  • 5
    Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
  • 6
    Yo momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the richter scale!
  • 7
    Insult: FAIL!
    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
  • 8
    I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
  • 9
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
  • 10
    Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
  • 11
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
  • 12
    You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!