Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.