Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
    6
  • 2
    Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
    89
  • 3
    That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    182
  • 4
    You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.
    833
  • 5
    If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
    246
  • 6
    What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.
    249
  • 7
    Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
    382
  • 8
    Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    82
  • 9
    Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
    4
  • 10
    Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
    163
  • 11
    Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
    173
  • 12
    Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
    41