Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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  • 2
    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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  • 3
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    292
  • 4
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
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  • 5
    I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
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  • 6
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    105
  • 7
    You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    31
  • 8
    Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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  • 9
    You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
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  • 10
    You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
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  • 11
    You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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  • 12
    Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
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