Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    440
  • 2
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    230
  • 3
    Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    73
  • 4
    You got more issues than National Geographic!
    151
  • 5
    I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    30
  • 6
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
    68
  • 7
    You suffer from symbolic phallic fantasies .
    -3
  • 8
    We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
    55
  • 9
    Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
    101
  • 10
    You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
    36
  • 11
    You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    113
  • 12
    Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.
    148