Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?10
- 2Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet6
- 3Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you with all your shit clogging up my ear!173
- 4Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired87
- 5You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.6K
- 6Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.87
- 7You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!415
- 8If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.580
- 9I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.262
- 10Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!32
- 11Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.153
- 12I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.223