Random Insults and Comebacks

1
Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
57
2
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
236
3
Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
103
4
Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
1
5
Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
156
6
Now she's at rest and so am I
-47
7
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
-2
8
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
0
9
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
92
10
You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.
119
11
Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)
135
12
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
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