Random Insults and Comebacks

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

Now she's at rest and so am I

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)

Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!