Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
    -9
  • 2
    I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    138
  • 3
    What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?
    13
  • 4
    I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
    121
  • 5
    I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
    26
  • 6
    Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.
    294
  • 7
    Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    43
  • 8
    You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
    4
  • 9
    You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    22
  • 10
    You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
    40
  • 11
    There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.
    336
  • 12
    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    120