Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.43
- 2I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.620
- 3Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?578
- 4You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.251
- 5You're so full of shit your breath stinks!180
- 6Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.18
- 7You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!116
- 8You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.41
- 9I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.174
- 10Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.15
- 11You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".133
- 12Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!78