Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    69
  • 2
    You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    232
  • 3
    If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?
    335
  • 4
    I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
    60
  • 5
    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    340
  • 6
    We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
    29
  • 7
    Me: Why do you have no dick.
    You: I do.
    Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.
    83
  • 8
    You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
    43
  • 9
    Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
    23
  • 10
    Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    111
  • 11
    I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    643
  • 12
    You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.
    28