Random Insults and Comebacks

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!

Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.

Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?