Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    426
  • 2
    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    44
  • 3
    Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    179
  • 4
    Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
    159
  • 5
    I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    96
  • 6
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    1.5K
  • 7
    Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    136
  • 8
    You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    15
  • 9
    You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
    27
  • 10
    You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
    84
  • 11
    I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    226
  • 12
    Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -7