Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
    192
  • 2
    There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!
    9
  • 3
    You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    244
  • 4
    Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
    98
  • 5
    Dumbass!
    -7
  • 6
    Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
    51
  • 7
    Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
    34
  • 8
    I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
    0
  • 9
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    166
  • 10
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    467
  • 11
    I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    241
  • 12
    Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
    0