Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.36
- 2Does your face hurt? It's killing me!177
- 3Bitch, you're like summer; no class.325
- 4Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"43
- 5Last time I heard that I was laughing so hard, I fell off my dinosaur436
- 6The stupid person's idea of a clever person.1
- 7God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.911
- 8Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.118
- 9Thou rank dizzy-eyed fustilarian!1
- 10Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.43
- 11Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.383
- 12Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.8