- 1Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.19
- 2If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.141
- 3Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.358
- 4It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.459
- 5You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!13
- 6Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.36
- 7You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.88
- 8You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.58
- 9A few beads short in her rosary.-5
- 10"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- 11You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.36
- 12Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.61