Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    42
  • 2
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • 3
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    33
  • 4
    You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
    43
  • 5
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    222
  • 6
    Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
    25
  • 7
    I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    53
  • 8
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    435
  • 9
    Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
    115
  • 10
    Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
    175
  • 11
    Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
    121
  • 12
    Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.
    149