Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • Yo Momma Insults
    1
    Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
    43
  • Good Comebacks
    2
    I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
    620
  • Girl Insults
    3
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    578
  • Rude Insults
    4
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    251
  • Good Comebacks
    5
    You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
    180
  • Yo Momma Insults
    6
    Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
    18
  • Ugly Insults
    7
    You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
    116
  • Old People Insults
    8
    You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
    41
  • Good Comebacks
    9
    I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
    174
  • Yo Momma Insults
    10
    Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
    15
  • Girl Insults
    11
    You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    133
  • Idiot Insults
    12
    Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door knob!
    78