Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    267
  • 2
    Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
    34
  • 3
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    218
  • 4
    I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
    33
  • 5
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    317
  • 6
    If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
    21
  • 7
    He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
    37
  • 8
    You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
    430
  • 9
    You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
    62
  • 10
    You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
    129
  • 11
    When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
    45
  • 12
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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