- 1Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.70
- 2Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.15
- 3Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!1.6K
- 4Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!174
- 5Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.29
- 6Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.104
- 7Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.141
- 8You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale316
- 9Insult: FUCK YOU!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.161
- 10Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.291
- 11Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.98
- 12Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.779