Random Insults

1
You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
59
2
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
25
3
You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
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4
If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
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5
I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
2
6
I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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7
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
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8
Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
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9
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
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10
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
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11
You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.
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12
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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