Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.-9
- 2I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.138
- 3What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?13
- 4I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.121
- 5I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!26
- 6Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.294
- 7Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.43
- 8You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!4 - 9You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*22 - 10You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.40
- 11There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them.336
- 12The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.120