Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
    62
  • 2
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
    32
  • 3
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    203
  • 4
    The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
    112
  • 5
    You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    149
  • 6
    Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    122
  • 7
    No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    138
  • 8
    You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
    147
  • 9
    Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    5
  • 10
    Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
    6
  • 11
    A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
    -8
  • 12
    I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
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