Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Garbage is dumped,
    And so are you.
    580
  • 2
    How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
    28
  • 3
    Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven.
    2
  • 4
    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    73
  • 5
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    263
  • 6
    I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    32
  • 7
    I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    247
  • 8
    I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    315
  • 9
    If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    20
  • 10
    Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    317
  • 11
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    883
  • 12
    You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    225