Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    I might be scared of your face, but not you.
    50
  • 2
    We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
    356
  • 3
    You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
    13
  • 4
    Your house smells so bad that no one would notice if you farted.
    58
  • 5
    You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.
    511
  • 6
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    605
  • 7
    I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
    125
  • 8
    Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
    -2
  • 9
    Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    20
  • 10
    You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
    165
  • 11
    You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
    45
  • 12
    I can't understand you with all the shit coming out of your mouth.
    238