Random Insults

1
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
95
2
Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
4
3
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
863
4
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
23
5
Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
112
6
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
217
7
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
-4
8
You're so fat, you sweat gravy.
-7
9
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
-2
10
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
355
11
I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
120
12
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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