Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.
    70
  • 2
    Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
    15
  • 3
    Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
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  • 4
    Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
    174
  • 5
    Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It`s called two shots and a splash.
    29
  • 6
    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    104
  • 7
    Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    141
  • 8
    You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
    316
  • 9
    Insult: FUCK YOU!
    Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.
    161
  • 10
    Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    291
  • 11
    Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
    98
  • 12
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
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