Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • Idiot Insults
    1
    He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -4
  • Relationship Insults
    2
    I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
    79
  • Fat Insults
    3
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    205
  • Idiot Insults
    4
    You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
    -2
  • Ugly Insults
    5
    Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
    48
  • Ugly Insults
    6
    You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    52
  • Mean Insults
    7
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    757
  • Good Comebacks
    8
    I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    179
  • Girl Insults
    9
    Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?
    395
  • Good Comebacks
    10
    Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
    478
  • Yo Momma Insults
    11
    Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    69
  • Shakespeare Insults
    12
    Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!
    0