Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    If pro is the opposite of con, what would be the opposite of progress?
    57
  • 2
    Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue
    65
  • 3
    I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    109
  • 4
    Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    156
  • 5
    Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    24
  • 6
    I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    40
  • 7
    Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
    -5
  • 8
    Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
    31
  • 9
    You're not important - you're just an NPC!
    3
  • 10
    Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
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  • 11
    Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
    -3
  • 12
    Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
    165