- 1Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.38
- 2Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.98
- 3You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.514
- 4I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.56
- 5Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.100
- 6Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.39
- 7Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.6
- 8Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?165
- 9Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?62
- 10Insult: Bitch!
Comeback: At least I'm not yours.217
- 11A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.-1
- 12"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill62