Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    320
  • 2
    Yo momma is so tiny she plays basketball with a cocoa puff.
    -7
  • 3
    You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.
    67
  • 4
    You're so low, you have to climb up a ladder to reach the bottom.
    220
  • 5
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    240
  • 6
    Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
    105
  • 7
    Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
    382
  • 8
    What have you ever done? Besides everyone.
    115
  • 9
    You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.
    -7
  • 10
    Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    104
  • 11
    We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
    28
  • 12
    You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the outside!
    159