- 1And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?176
- 2Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!125
- 3The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?100
- 4You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.80
- 5Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!552
- 6Yo momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the richter scale!-2
- 7Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.1.2K
- 8I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.-3
- 9Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.405
- 10Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.22
- 11Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!588
- 12You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
Them: I don't know
You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!4