Random Insults and Comebacks

1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
107
2
You should donate blood. All of it!
78
3
Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
154
4
What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
47
5
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
38
6
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
312
7
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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8
Insult: Fail!
Comeback: Just like your social life
278
9
Life is short and so is your penis.
98
10
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
17
11
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
-1
12
Insult: You're gay.
Comeback : Bitch, I'm straighter than the pole your mother danced on last night.
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