Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • Ugly Insults
    1
    (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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  • Idiot Insults
    2
    You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    23
  • Idiot Insults
    3
    They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
    16
  • Yo Momma Insults
    4
    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    46
  • Old People Insults
    5
    You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
    70
  • Idiot Insults
    6
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
    62
  • Yo Momma Insults
    7
    Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
    25
  • Ugly Insults
    8
    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
    6
  • Girl Insults
    9
    Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    53
  • Fat Insults
    10
    You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    97
  • Ugly Insults
    11
    Your face and my ass could be twins!
    94
  • Ugly Insults
    12
    Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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