Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    14
  • 2
    Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
    96
  • 3
    Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    21
  • 4
    She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
    16
  • 5
    Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
    55
  • 6
    Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.
    28
  • 7
    Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
    59
  • 8
    You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    30
  • 9
    If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.
    111
  • 10
    You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
    67
  • 11
    Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    293
  • 12
    You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
    61