Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...327
- 2He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!-2
- 3Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.91
- 4God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.903
- 5Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)837
- 6A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.0
- 7I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.-6
- 8Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.7
- 9Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.-5
- 10Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.18
- 11Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.207
- 12I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.892