- 1Do you do that with your hair everyday?69
- 2You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.232
- 3If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?335
- 4I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.60
- 5Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.340
- 6We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.29
- 7Me: Why do you have no dick.
You: I do.
Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.83
- 8You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.43
- 9Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.23
- 10Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.111
- 11I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.643
- 12You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.28