Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    111
  • 2
    You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    23
  • 3
    They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
    16
  • 4
    Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    46
  • 5
    You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
    70
  • 6
    Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege
    62
  • 7
    Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
    25
  • 8
    Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
    6
  • 9
    Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    53
  • 10
    You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    97
  • 11
    Your face and my ass could be twins!
    94
  • 12
    Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
    13