Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
    10
  • Yo Momma Insults
    2
    Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet
    6
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    Oh, what was that? I couldn't hear you with all your shit clogging up my ear!
    173
  • Yo Momma Insults
    4
    Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
    87
  • Mean Insults
    5
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Ginger Insults
    6
    Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
    87
  • Ugly Insults
    7
    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    415
  • Casual Insults
    8
    If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    580
  • Relationship Insults
    9
    I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
    262
  • Yo Momma Insults
    10
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
    32
  • Yo Momma Insults
    11
    Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
    153
  • Girl Insults
    12
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    223