Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
    642
  • 2
    I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
    -3
  • 3
    Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
    151
  • 4
    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    153
  • 5
    If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy guy.
    60
  • 6
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    39
  • 7
    You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.
    857
  • 8
    Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    42
  • 9
    You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
    73
  • 10
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
    56
  • 11
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    416
  • 12
    You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77