Random Insults and Comebacks
A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.
- 1Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?87 - 2I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.35
- 3If I'm ugly, we must be twins.482
- 4You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!172
- 5You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.123
- 6Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.1
- 7By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.901
- 8You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."599
- 9You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.88
- 10Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.191
- 11Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.125
- 12Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.20