Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
    38
  • 2
    Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    98
  • 3
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    514
  • 4
    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    56
  • 5
    Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    100
  • 6
    Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    39
  • 7
    Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
    6
  • 8
    Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
    165
  • 9
    Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    62
  • 10
    Insult: Bitch!
    Comeback: At least I'm not yours.
    217
  • 11
    A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
    -1
  • 12
    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one."
    George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
    62