- 1You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.62
- 2Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!32
- 3You're one load your mum should have swallowed!203
- 4The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.112
- 5You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"149
- 6Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.122
- 7No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard138
- 8You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.147
- 9Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.5
- 10Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.6
- 11A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.-8
- 12I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K