Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
    26
  • 2
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    86
  • 3
    Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
    52
  • 4
    Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.
    -6
  • 5
    Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
    150
  • 6
    They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
    122
  • 7
    Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.
    171
  • 8
    Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
    34
  • 9
    Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
    57
  • 10
    Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.
    65
  • 11
    Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    35
  • 12
    If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    69