Random Insults

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.