Random Insults and Comebacks

A random selection of insults and comebacks that changes every time the page is loaded.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    20
  • 2
    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    628
  • 3
    Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
    21
  • 4
    Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
    19
  • 5
    I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
    140
  • 6
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    235
  • 7
    The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether.
    13
  • 8
    Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
    0
  • 9
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    500
  • 10
    Act your age, not your IQ.
    103
  • 11
    You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!
    0
  • 12
    Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
    -9