Last Updated
2 years ago (11/16/2015)

Guy Insults

2 years ago
I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
165
2 years ago
You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
184
2 years ago
You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
418
3 years ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
273
3 years ago
Life is short and so is your penis.
100
3 years ago
Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
36
3 years ago
I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
59
4 years ago
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
54
4 years ago
Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
15
4 years ago
I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
32
4 years ago
Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
35
4 years ago
If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
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