Guy Insults

There are 12 guy insults.

  • I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    193
  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    295
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    580
  • Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
    401
  • Life is short and so is your penis.
    136
  • Your cock is so small, you could use it to floss teeth.
    43
  • I probably wear heels bigger than your dick.
    73
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    64
  • Let me know when you are coming back to get your balls out of my purse..
    21
  • I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
    38
  • Look! You've grew a pube... Oh wait, that's just your dick.
    55
  • If I had balls, they would be bigger than yours.
    26