Last Updated
1 year ago (04/17/2016)

Good Comebacks

1 year ago
You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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1 year ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
212
1 year ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
257
2 years ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
467
2 years ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-282
2 years ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
712
2 years ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
783
2 years ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
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2 years ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
373
2 years ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
749
2 years ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
570
2 years ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-644
2 years ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
130
2 years ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
64
2 years ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
604
2 years ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
492
2 years ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
539
2 years ago
Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
604
2 years ago
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."
527
2 years ago
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head!
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