Last Updated
4 months ago (10/08/2017)

Good Comebacks

4 months ago
I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
50
4 months ago
Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
57
4 months ago
I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
32
1 year ago
You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
82
2 years ago
Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
268
2 years ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
324
2 years ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
550
2 years ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-315
2 years ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
787
3 years ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
853
3 years ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
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3 years ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
397
3 years ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
808
3 years ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
619
3 years ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-701
3 years ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
132
3 years ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
73
3 years ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
679
3 years ago
I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
531
3 years ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
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