Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.280
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Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.343
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I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.174
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You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.139
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!445 -
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.508
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.945 -
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-434
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Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.1K -
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.1K
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You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."-1,430
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Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.519
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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.976
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I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.744 -
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-921
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Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.168
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If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.89
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.892
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I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.623
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I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.684