Last Updated
2 years ago (03/11/2015)

Ugly Insults

2 years ago
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
250
2 years ago
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
157
2 years ago
What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
64
2 years ago
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
111
2 years ago
I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
246
2 years ago
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
158
3 years ago
Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
-82
3 years ago
If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
199
3 years ago
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
91
3 years ago
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
21
3 years ago
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
64
3 years ago
I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
199
3 years ago
Your face and my ass could be twins!
87
3 years ago
I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
60
3 years ago
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
90
3 years ago
They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
-16
3 years ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
162
3 years ago
You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
-74
3 years ago
Insult: You're ugly!
Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
47
3 years ago
Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.
89