Height Insults
Looking for height banter? Insults and comebacks for short and tall people.
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Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts-342
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I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.438
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You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.478
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Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!-413
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Short person: How's the weather up there?
Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?100 -
You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.41
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You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.221
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You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.385
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You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.-165
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You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.165
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You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!-328
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You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!478
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You're so short you don't know if you have a headache or footache.-62
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You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.138
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You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.277
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How's the weather down there?-120
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You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!162