Height Insults

You: How tall are you? Them: [tells you their height] You: Gee, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

I won't make fun of your height, I wouldn't stoop that low.

You're so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

You are the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about.

You're so short, you'll need a ladder to reach manhood.

You're so short, when it rains you are always the last one to know.

You're so short, you can do back flips under your bed.

You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle!

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

You're so short you would drown by the time you realised it was raining.

You're so short if you pulled your socks up you'd be blind.