Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.242
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Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom140 -
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.962
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.335
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You should have been a blowjob.-467
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I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.312
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Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?446
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Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.466
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You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things399
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Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.719 -
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.183
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Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.39
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What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.141
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Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.246
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Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.66
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I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.190
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You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.91
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The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.233
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To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.151
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If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.240