Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    182
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    95
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    743
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    279
  • You should have been a blowjob.
    -384
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    267
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    378
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    407
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    337
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    525
  • A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    152
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    28
  • What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    105
  • Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    205
  • Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    56
  • I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    145
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    79
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    195
  • To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
    132
  • If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
    209