Rude Insults

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

You should have been a blowjob.

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.