Best Rude Insults

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!

You're the dick you'll never have.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.