Classic Insults

There are 6 classic insults.

  • Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
  • The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.
  • I have an idea! Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
  • I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???
  • Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!
  • How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT