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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Funny Insults and Comebacks

    1 month ago
    Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    1 month ago
    Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    1 month ago
    I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
    1 month ago
    Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    1 month ago
    Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    1 month ago
    I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    8 months ago
    You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    8 months ago
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    9 months ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    1 year ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    1 year ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    1 year ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
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