Random Insult

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

Funny Insults and Comebacks

    1 day ago
    Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    9 days ago
    Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    11 days ago
    I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
    11 days ago
    Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    16 days ago
    Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    20 days ago
    I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    7 months ago
    You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    7 months ago
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    8 months ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    1 year ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    1 year ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    1 year ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
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