Funny Insults and Comebacks
- Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.33
- Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.40
- I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.195
- Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.249
- Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.227
- I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.118
- You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.-89
- You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.187
- I know five fat people, and you're three of them.253
- You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.115
- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.84
- At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.172
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