Random Insult

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
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    9 months ago
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    11 months ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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    1 year ago
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    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
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