Random Insult

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
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Latest Funny Insults

    6 months ago
    You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -15
    6 months ago
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    86
    7 months ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    103
    11 months ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    50
    11 months ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    35
    1 year ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    87
    1 year ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -33
    1 year ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    57
    1 year ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    121
    1 year ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    67
    1 year ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    50
    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    160
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