Last Updated
5 months ago (10/20/2016)

Stupid Insults

5 months ago
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
24
10 months ago
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
48
1 year ago
You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
46
1 year ago
Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
119
1 year ago
Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
56
2 years ago
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
222
2 years ago
It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
-56
2 years ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
173
2 years ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
96
2 years ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
90
2 years ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
107
2 years ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
97
2 years ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
64
2 years ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
64
2 years ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
63
2 years ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
82
2 years ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
30
2 years ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
69
2 years ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
68
2 years ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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