Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.85
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?70
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You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.65
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.206
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Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.79
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.297
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-84
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?229
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You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.134
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.107
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.163
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?122
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.101
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I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.76
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.70
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.102
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.39
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.94
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I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.96
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.135