Last Updated
8 months ago (10/20/2016)

Stupid Insults

8 months ago
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
29
1 year ago
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
52
1 year ago
You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
44
1 year ago
Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
127
2 years ago
Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
57
2 years ago
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
228
2 years ago
It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
-58
2 years ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
177
2 years ago
You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
95
2 years ago
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
90
2 years ago
Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
109
2 years ago
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
98
2 years ago
You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
70
2 years ago
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
66
2 years ago
The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
63
2 years ago
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
83
2 years ago
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
31
2 years ago
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
70
2 years ago
I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
69
2 years ago
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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