Stupid Insults

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.