Idiot Insults
Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.158
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?110
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You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.74
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.248
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Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.110
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.363
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-79
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?277
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You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.172
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.134
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.213
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?151
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.118
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I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.92
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.87
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.120
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It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.56
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.110
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I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.110
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.165