Idiot Insults

You'd fail a CAPTCHA that only asks if you're a robot.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.