Idiot Insults

Make light of somebody's stupidity with these insults for stupid people. Insults and comebacks for idiots.

  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    87
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    74
  • You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    64
  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    213
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    77
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    304
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -79
  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    232
  • You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    134
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    108
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    165
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
    122
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    105
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    76
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    72
  • If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    103
  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    40
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    96
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    96
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    138