Girl Insults
Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.
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Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.364
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.240
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No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.367
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.338 -
Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.507
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I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-180
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I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....299
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I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.279
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I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.238
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I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.257
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That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".368
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Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.140
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You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".133
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.255
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Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.-60
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Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.795
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Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?613
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.223
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Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!252
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Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.6K