Girl Insults

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.