Girl Insults

Funny insults for girls. Women, as equal as they are to men, shall not be spared their fair share of insults and comebacks.

  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
  • You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
  • Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.