Political Insults

If being annoying were a political party, you'd be its leader, treasurer and only member.

You're so fake, your smile needs a fact-check.

If you ran for office, your own mum would vote for the other guy.

You'd lose an election to a ham sandwich, and the sandwich didn't even campaign.

You're like a politician's promise: loud, confident and completely empty.

You're so two-faced you could run both campaigns.

If brains were votes, you'd lose your deposit.

You'd need a recount to find a single good idea in your head.

Even your imaginary friends voted for someone else.

You couldn't win a vote in a room on your own.

If incompetence were a policy, you'd win by a landslide.

If pro is the opposite of con, what would be the opposite of progress?

Did you hear they named a drink after Osama? It's called two shots and a splash.