Best Insults and Comebacks
The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.
- 1Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K - 2I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
- 3Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 4You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 5You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 6Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K - 7You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 8I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.2.4K
- 9Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 10Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.2.3K
- 11Roses are red, shit is brown, shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.2K
- 12Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 13Shock me, say something intelligent.1.9K
- 14My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- 15I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!1.7K
- 16Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.1.6K - 17Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
- 18Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!1.6K
- 19I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
- 20At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K