Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.