Skinny Insults

There are 21 skinny insults.

  • You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
    526
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -46
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    81
  • You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
    -333
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -78
  • You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
    227
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -111
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -166
  • You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
    -75
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    428
  • I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    322
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    374
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    800
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    325
  • You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
    -34
  • You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
    248
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    151
  • You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
    214
  • You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
    225
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    76