Last Updated
3 years ago (06/26/2013)

Skinny Insults

3 years ago
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
132
4 years ago
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
-24
4 years ago
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
-9
4 years ago
You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
-79
4 years ago
The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
-5
5 years ago
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
40
5 years ago
You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
-73
5 years ago
I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
-49
5 years ago
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
-63
6 years ago
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
195
6 years ago
I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
114
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
179
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
526
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
218
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.
-23
6 years ago
You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.
125
6 years ago
You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
82
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.
111
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
117
6 years ago
You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
33