Bald Insults

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Do you do that with your hair everyday?

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.