Last Updated
1 year ago (10/20/2016)

Bald Insults

1 year ago
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
61
5 years ago
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
120
5 years ago
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
75
5 years ago
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
62
5 years ago
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
10
6 years ago
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
165
6 years ago
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-53
6 years ago
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-64
6 years ago
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
166
6 years ago
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
209
6 years ago
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
62
7 years ago
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-57
7 years ago
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
57
7 years ago
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-51
7 years ago
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
182
7 years ago
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
6