Last Updated
8 months ago (10/20/2016)

Bald Insults

8 months ago
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
40
4 years ago
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
96
4 years ago
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
60
5 years ago
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
44
5 years ago
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
2
5 years ago
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
134
5 years ago
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-46
6 years ago
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-61
6 years ago
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
149
6 years ago
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
194
6 years ago
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
54
7 years ago
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-53
7 years ago
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
47
7 years ago
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-50
7 years ago
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
172
7 years ago
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
12