Latest Insults
The latest insults and comebacks to be added to the website.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.39
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Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.57
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I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.240
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Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.312
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Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.330
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I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.148
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You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.-119
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You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.209
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.291
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You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.138
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.113
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.217
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Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.-83
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?85
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Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.170
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You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.130
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You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.66
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I would kick you in the balls if you had any.206
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You should donate blood. All of it!118
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Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.243