Latest Insults

The latest insults and comebacks to be added to the website.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    19
  • Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    26
  • I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
    145
  • Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    192
  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    151
  • I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    92
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -62
  • You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    157
  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    209
  • You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    95
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    64
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    138
  • Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -53
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    66
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    143
  • You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    104
  • You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    59
  • I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    171
  • You should donate blood. All of it!
    94
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    197