Latest Insults

    3 months ago
    You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -10
    3 months ago
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    59
    4 months ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    84
    8 months ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    40
    8 months ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    29
    1 year ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    82
    1 year ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -31
    1 year ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    52
    1 year ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    112
    1 year ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    59
    1 year ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    44
    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    143
    1 year ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
    74
    1 year ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    154
    1 year ago
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    127
    1 year ago
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    142
    1 year ago
    Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    33
    1 year ago
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    212
    1 year ago
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    159
    1 year ago
    Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    64