Latest Insults

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

You should donate blood. All of it!

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom