Latest Insults

    1 day ago
    Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    0
    9 days ago
    Have you ever woken up from a sex dream and still felt horny? Cool, that's pretty much how your girlfriend feels after real sex.
    2
    11 days ago
    I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
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    11 days ago
    Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    5
    16 days ago
    Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    7
    20 days ago
    I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    10
    7 months ago
    You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -17
    7 months ago
    You're so fat, when you went to space, there was no space left.
    87
    8 months ago
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    109
    1 year ago
    You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
    51
    1 year ago
    I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    35
    1 year ago
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    90
    1 year ago
    Playstation and Xbox are down? Quick call an ambulance! WII U WII U WII U WII U.
    -41
    1 year ago
    Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    57
    1 year ago
    Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    124
    1 year ago
    You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    72
    1 year ago
    You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    53
    1 year ago
    I would kick you in the balls if you had any.
    161
    1 year ago
    You should donate blood. All of it!
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    1 year ago
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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