Best Insults and Comebacks
The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.
- 21Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.5K
- 22Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 23Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.1.4K
- 24Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.1.4K
- 25You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
- 26Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- 27Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
- 28Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.1.3K
- 29Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.1.3K
- 30I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.3K
- 31Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.1.2K - 32Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.2K
- 33I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.1.2K
- 34I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.2K
- 35If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.1.1K
- 36Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 37I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K
- 38I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
- 39Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.1.1K
- 40Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.1.1K