Best Insults and Comebacks

The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.

  • 21
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
    1.4K
  • 22
    Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
    1.4K
  • 23
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K
  • 24
    Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
    Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
    Was he skinny, was he tall,
    Nevermind you did them all.
    1.3K
  • 25
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • 26
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • 27
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • 28
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
    1.2K
  • 29
    Insult: FAIL!
    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
    1.2K
  • 30
    Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.2K
  • 31
    Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
    1.1K
  • 32
    If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
    1.1K
  • 33
    I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.
    1.1K
  • 34
    Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
    1.1K
  • 35
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.1K
  • 36
    I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • 37
    Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
    1.1K
  • 38
    I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • 39
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K
  • 40
    I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
    1K