Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
Name a guy you haven't f*cked,
Was he skinny, was he tall,
Nevermind you did them all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.
If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.