- 41I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1K
- 42By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 43Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.1K
- 44Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.969
- 45I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!968
- 46Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.962
- 47Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.948
- 48I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.911
- 49Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.909
- 50God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.902
- 51By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.901
- 52If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!897
- 53God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.886
- 54You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!878
- 55Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.875
- 56You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.867
- 57I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.856
- 58Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.839
- 59Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)829
- 60Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.829