Best Insults and Comebacks
The highest-rated insults and comebacks on the website.
- 41I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1.1K
- 42I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.1.1K
- 43I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1.1K
- 44By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1.1K
- 45If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!1.1K
- 46Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.1K - 47Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.1K
- 48I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!979
- 49Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.977
- 50Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.951 - 51Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!939
- 52By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.929
- 53Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.920 - 54Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?913
- 55God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.911
- 56You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!911
- 57God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.905
- 58If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!900
- 59I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.895
- 60You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.884