Last Updated
2 years ago (09/05/2014)

Old People Insults

2 years ago
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
13
3 years ago
Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.
-34
3 years ago
You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.
-6
4 years ago
You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.
27
4 years ago
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
30
4 years ago
You're so old, you've seen honey expire!
-8
5 years ago
You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.
29
5 years ago
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
-53
5 years ago
You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.
94
5 years ago
You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.
68
6 years ago
You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.
63
6 years ago
Your so old your farts turn to dust.
112
6 years ago
You're so old, I bet you're constipated!
-154
6 years ago
Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.
95
6 years ago
Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.
75
7 years ago
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
179
7 years ago
Hey, act your age -- senile!
-61