Old People Insults
Funny insults and comebacks for old people. Make good banter with the elderly, such as grandparents and older relatives.
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One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.29
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Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.-38
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You're so old, you waited tables at the last supper.-8
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You've got more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum.36
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.46
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You're so old, you've seen honey expire!-10
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You're so old, you left your purse on Noah's ark.44
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-66
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You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire.101
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You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.77
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You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework.66
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Your so old your farts turn to dust.111
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You're so old, I bet you're constipated!-203
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Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.98
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Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.84
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.201
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Hey, act your age -- senile!-55