Best Rude Insults

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.