Best Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    307
  • 22
    When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    283
  • 23
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    241
  • 24
    Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.
    236
  • 25
    Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
    233
  • 26
    If you were any more of a dick, gay guys would be trying to suck your forehead.
    230
  • 27
    You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    224
  • 28
    You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    223
  • 29
    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    222
  • 30
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    215
  • 31
    You're the dick you'll never have.
    210
  • 32
    If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    206
  • 33
    Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
    205
  • 34
    Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
    199
  • 35
    A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.
    178
  • 36
    I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
    176
  • 37
    If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    176
  • 38
    I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
    174
  • 39
    I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    174
  • 40
    Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    154