Best Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
- 41To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.157
- 42I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!155
- 43You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.153
- 44Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.151
- 45Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom151 - 46What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.149
- 47You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.143
- 48I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.118
- 49Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.111
- 50You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.111
- 51I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!103
- 52300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!100
- 53Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.100
- 54You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.97
- 55You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.93
- 56I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!71
- 57You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.71
- 58Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.70
- 59I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.65
- 60You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!64