Best Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • 41
    To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
    157
  • 42
    I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
    155
  • 43
    You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    153
  • 44
    Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
    151
  • 45
    Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    151
  • 46
    What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    149
  • 47
    You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    143
  • 48
    I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
    118
  • 49
    Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
    111
  • 50
    You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • 51
    I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
    103
  • 52
    300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    100
  • 53
    Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
    100
  • 54
    You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    97
  • 55
    You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
    93
  • 56
    I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    71
  • 57
    You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    71
  • 58
    Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
    70
  • 59
    I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
    65
  • 60
    You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
    64