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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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Best Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
214 - 43
You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
103 - 44
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
152 - 45
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
104 - 46
300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
90 - 47
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
109 - 48
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
62 - 49
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
69 - 50
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
63 - 51
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
62 - 52
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
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You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.
51 - 54
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
55 - 55
Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
159 - 56
You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
54 - 57
Your sex life is like the rainbow; crazy people search for it, midgets have gone through it, and every gayman in America supports it.
69 - 58
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
33 - 59
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
64 - 60
I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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