Best Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
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You're like a showbag; full of shit.
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You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
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After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
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Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
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People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Who wears your CLEAN clothes?
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I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
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