Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
    47
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    71
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
    213
  • Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.
    94
  • You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.
    33
  • I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
    -8
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    146
  • Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.
    155
  • If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.
    208
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    108
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    90
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    62
  • If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
    177
  • You're the reason God created Birth Control.
    223
  • You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.
    375
  • You're like a showbag; full of shit.
    38
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    219
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    361
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    72
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    499