Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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You started with nothing and still have most of it left.47
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You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.71
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You're the dick you'll never have.213
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Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.94
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You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.33
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I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.-8
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You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.146
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Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.155
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If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.208
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You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.108
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300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!90
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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!62
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If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.177
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You're the reason God created Birth Control.223
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You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.375
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You're like a showbag; full of shit.38
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You're one load your mum should have swallowed!219
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The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.361
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I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!72
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Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.499