Rude Insults

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

You're the dick you'll never have.

Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.

You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.

I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

You should put a diaper on your face because that's where all the shit is coming out of.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.