Rude Insults
Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.
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I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.650
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Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.-197
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When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.286
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Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.205
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He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.-263
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He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.-68
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He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.-182
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
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Your honor student swallows!-72
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You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?-107
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You're the reason God created the middle finger.1.4K
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Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!-102
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Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!414
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I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT-78
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If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!317
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Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!-52
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You urine soaked Swine.-57
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You are a rotting boner.-54
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.245
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I would not allow this student to breed.-33