Rude Insults

Insults and comebacks that are dirty or rude in nature, typically about sex. List of vulgar and rude insults and comebacks.

  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    650
  • Wanna go to your Mommy? She has your bottle heated up.
    -197
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    286
  • Your balls are so saggy you can teabag someone while doing a hand stand.
    205
  • He's got a Dick so big it's got it's own heart and lungs.
    -263
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -68
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -182
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • Your honor student swallows!
    -72
  • You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
    -107
  • You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K
  • Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
    -102
  • Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
    414
  • I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT
    -78
  • If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
    317
  • Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!
    -52
  • You urine soaked Swine.
    -57
  • You are a rotting boner.
    -54
  • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    245
  • I would not allow this student to breed.
    -33