Rude Insults

You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!

I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.

After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.