Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!
    0
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    27
  • Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!
    -65
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
    17
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    124
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    186
  • Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    76
  • Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
    47
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -26
  • Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.
    18
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -20
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
    25
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    8
  • Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.
    0
  • Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
    121
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -10
  • Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
    19
  • Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
    11
  • Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    63