Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
  • Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
  • Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
  • Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
  • Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
  • Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
  • Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
  • Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.