Random Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.