Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
  • Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
  • Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.
  • Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
  • Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
  • Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
  • Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
  • Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
  • Yo momma‚Äôs so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.