Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.