Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think shes a beached whale!
    54
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    368
  • Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    101
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    124
  • Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
    25
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    87
  • Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
    -14
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    71
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    53
  • Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    20
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -8
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
    189
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -16
  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
    19
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    292
  • Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
    75
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
    101
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    44
  • Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!
    14
  • Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    404