Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"