Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.