Yo Momma Insults

There are 174 yo momma insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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  • 2
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    734
  • 3
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    617
  • 4
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    477
  • 5
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    475
  • 6
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    413
  • 7
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    403
  • 8
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    367
  • 9
    Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
    355
  • 10
    Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
    304
  • 11
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    292
  • 12
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244
  • 13
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    228
  • 14
    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    210
  • 15
    Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
    209
  • 16
    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
    188
  • 17
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    185
  • 18
    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    181
  • 19
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    169
  • 20
    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    169