Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.