Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.