Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.

Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.