Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'