Yo Momma Insults

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links