Yo Momma Insults

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo momma's so nasty, she took a bath and lost 40 pounds!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets into a car accident, the airbag explodes.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!