Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.