Yo Momma Insults

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.