Weight Insults

There are 121 weight insults and comebacks.

  • Fat Insults
    1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • Yo Momma Insults
    2
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.3K
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
    1.2K
  • Fat Insults
    4
    I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
    1.2K
  • Fat Insults
    5
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    911
  • Skinny Insults
    6
    You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    800
  • Fat Insults
    7
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    780
  • Yo Momma Insults
    8
    Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    759
  • Yo Momma Insults
    9
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    629
  • Fat Insults
    10
    You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
    477
  • Fat Insults
    11
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • Fat Insults
    12
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    446
  • Fat Insults
    13
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    441
  • Skinny Insults
    14
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    427
  • Yo Momma Insults
    15
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    421
  • Yo Momma Insults
    16
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    418
  • Skinny Insults
    17
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    374
  • Fat Insults
    18
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    357
  • Fat Insults
    19
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    329
  • Skinny Insults
    20
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    325