Weight Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.