Weight Insults

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.

Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!