Weight Insults

You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.